Well, I can see you are a crafty detective - the 'we' refers to me and "my missus": the flamenco dancing magazine editor I share my life with. I think you should try to read one of Conan Doyle's 'Sherlock Holmes' books - they're really good "ripping yarns" . however, If you want a good original detective film, try 'The Name of the Rose' with Sean Connery.
Finally, who is Graham Stanley? He is an (almost) middle-aged English teacher living in Barcelona, Spain, with 2 cats, but originally a "Geordie". If you want, you can see pictures of me, "my other half", and the 2 cats here